Retired · xstok
Marked old Oct 20 after he sold 4.82% at a $480 floor.
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NIGHT SHIFT · DETROIT
HE DOESN'TBUY IT.HE SWEEPS IT.
$JANITOR is the mop on the NVDA lab floor. Same building as the jackets. Different hustle. Holders were promised a cut of every swap, paid in NVDAx.
$18.50
The hourly wage on the badge. The joke is the job.
1%
Of each swap, paid to holders in NVDAx — his posted rule.
NVDAx
The pair. Not SOL. Tokenized NVDA exposure, not the stock.
Detroit
Night shift. Same city as the account. Built in public on X.
THE MECHANIC
SWEEP TO EARN.
Copied from his own posts, not dressed up. The janitor doesn’t buy NVDAx. He says holders earn it when other people trade.
01
You hold the broom
$JANITOR is the meme. The janitor doesn’t chase the ticker. Holders stay on the clock.
02
Swaps kick up dust
He posted the mechanic flat: every swap sends 1% to holders, paid in NVDAx rather than SOL.
03
The lab pays the mop
NVDAx is tokenized NVIDIA exposure. Holding $JANITOR was how he said you earn it — you don’t buy the jacket.
JENSEN VS JANITOR
SAME FACTORY. DIFFERENT HUSTLE.
His contrast, not a collab. One owns the company. The other is still here after the keynote, pushing a broom through the racks.
Paycheck
The jacket
Equity in the company
The mop
$18.50 an hour, on the patch
How NVDA shows up
The jacket
You buy the stock
The mop
Swaps pay holders in NVDAx
The building
The jacket
The lab, lights on
The mop
The same lab, after close
Tool
The jacket
A keynote
The mop
A broom and a wet floor
Not affiliated with Jensen Huang or NVIDIA. The jacket is a costume in the bit.
CONTRACT
DON’T BUY A GHOST MINT.
On Oct 20 he sold the xstok bag and marked that mint old. He said a pump.fun pool was next. It has not been posted on the account since. Until it is, this site has no buy button.
STATUS
Waiting on his X.
Match any contract against a post from @JanitorNVDAx dated after Oct 20, 2026. A ticker with the same name and a different mint is someone else’s broom.
The house name is janitorlabs.com, registered Oct 24, 2026. The domain does not make a mint real.
Earlier mint
The contract attached to the first sweep-to-earn post.
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THE DESK
DO THE MATH BEFORE THE MOON.
A flat 1% of volume, times your share of the holder pot. Illustrative. Not a quote, not APY, and not what the retired pool is paying now.
FLOOR LOG
WHAT HE ACTUALLY POSTED.
A short tape from @JanitorNVDAx. Prices are his updates. Treat them like a group chat, not a filing.
Oct 18
The narrative
While everyone chases NVDA, we sweep it. Every $JANITOR transaction, 1% to holders in NVDAx. Detroit work ethic on Solana rails.
Oct 19
V2 on xstok
Paired with NVDAx, not SOL. Bonding curve denominated in NVDAx. He called that the point of “pair with anything.”
Oct 20, day
The posted tape
His own updates: about $28 into $1.7K, roughly 40 trades, 10 holders, top holder under 5%. Those are posts, not an audit.
Oct 20, 7pm ET
He walked
Sold his 4.82% on xstok at a $480 floor. Called the venue dead — 47 trades, a handful of holders. Marked the mint old. Said proceeds were headed to pump.fun that night.
Since
New seal. No new mint in the feed.
Profile art changed Oct 24. A pump.fun contract has not shown up on @JanitorNVDAx since the retirement post. This page will not invent one.
QUESTIONS
BEFORE YOU SWEEP.
Short answers. The long version is still on his timeline.
A Solana meme from @JanitorNVDAx. The character is a Detroit janitor who mops an NVDA lab after the engineers go home. The line he uses: the janitor doesn’t buy NVDAx. He earns it.